on our way to our new home dad asked me to read the information sheet he got from the house owners... and asked me if it said sth about a key. I read: "Den Hausschlüssel finden Sie beiligend zu diesem Brief." - "Beiligend??" - "Wart ich lueg namal. (pause) jap, beiligend!" -"scheisse, scheisse, scheisse..... verdammt....aahhhhhh shit......scheisse!!" -" was?? " - "ich han kein schlüssel!" - "ou haha! ja da huus bringemer scho irgendwie uuf."
zum's churz säge: what would a trip to America be without a night at the aladdin motel?? :D hahahhaha.... but at least we found a place to sleep. at 6 in the morning the home owners called us and said there was also a way to get in the house with a code. THANK GOD! so we're there, garage door is open, second key found... everyone is happy. yeah that'd be almost too perfect to be true.. nonno forgot his rucksack at the motel! yay! no problem, right? hahahaa..
well anyway, we finally made it and unpacked our stuff.. hungry as we were, we went to Denny's to have a biiiiiiiiig american breakfast! We ordered Lumbjack Slam, New Fit Slam (dad and nonna on a diet?!) and French Toast Slam (yummyy...). Aaron had a Moon Over My Hammy hahahahahahahaha... oh and there was a faaaat black lady - i call her big mama - and she was like: "oh yeaahhhh.... I'm soo proud of your table!" and made some really weird big-mama-shakes-her-booty-move :D awesome :D
Our neighbourhood is actually pretty cute! It's called riverside and has pretty houses with swimming pools, palm trees and perfect lawns :)
around the corner you find drive through pharmacies, burger restaurants, gentlemen's clubs, bible camps, all sorts of churches and last but not least: a gun shop! (I'll bring you all a nice little gun as a present, okaaaaaay??)
Serguei, this is for you. Here you can buttwiggle til u drop!
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